Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Leave Applications;)

· Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as
follows:-


"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave."
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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was
performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:

"as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days..."


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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who
was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."


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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it,
please grant me 10 days leave."


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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave"


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· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."


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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today"


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· Another leave

letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."


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· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."


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· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."


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· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at
home I may be granted leave".


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· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


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· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and
an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past
several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am
applying for the post.